sick of haiku? Try a limerick

[jocose]

At first this was a fling
But now I'm limerick king
So here's to my court
For being such sports
And your praises I shall sing!

 

[woodsac]

the carolers came out to sing
a few songs with a christmas ring
alas they had to go
time to find the mistle-toe
it was hanging above my...ding-a-ling

 

[mrsid99]

Several nice tries there but the way I remember it is:
There was a young lady from Crewe
Who said that the Curate won't do
I want the Vicar, he's quicker and slicker
and two inches longer than you! boom! boom!

 

[jocose]

The chick from Crewe was a perv
And just once she lost her nerve
When faced with his pride
She took it in stride
Pressed the brakes on the curve

 

[Matty-Bass]

Jocose you are truly great
You just may find a true soul mate
To pick up a chick
Recite a limerick
Who knows? You might even procreate!

Lol, I really do suck at poems.

And I forgot about Rhyme Zone, found it one nite! Good resource. For some reason, it highlighted procreate and conjugate when i typed in great... Musta known about my limerick theme!

 

[jocose]

Jocose you are truly great
You just may find a true soul mate
To pick up a chick
Recite a limerick
Who knows? You might even procreate!

Lol, I really do suck at poems.

And I forgot about Rhyme Zone, found it one nite! Good resource. For some reason, it highlighted procreate and conjugate when i typed in great... Musta known about my limerick theme!

Matt is a funny canuck
I wish him the best of luck
Such a young whelp
He still needs some help
On me he seems to be stuck :lmao:

 

[Matty-Bass]

Why, don't you like the attention?
Do my limericks create too much tension?
For you to be king,
Must be quite a thing
Always making new limerick inventions.

I'll now write about anything
From the pong all the way to the ping <== :er:
Give me a thought
I'll see what I've got
On my proverbial word string.


That last limerick was quite bad
Perhaps it's back to the ol' writing pad
I'll get more ideas
Then come back to please ya's
Next time, they might be rad?


went on a binge limericking. hope i dont get liver failure =P

 

[jocose]

Matt, the attention I love
It fits me like a glove
Your rhymes make me laugh
You'll remain on my staff
You I'll never get sick of!

 

[Matty-Bass]

Jo, I'm truly inspired
I thought it was time to retire
Apprently not
It seems that I've got
A second wind, it seems I've acquired.

 

[JTHphoto]

there once was a man from the north pole
who liked to drink egg nog by the punch bowl
driving his sleigh drunk
he heard a loud clunk
as he crashed into the NASA tower of control

i'm stretching here... seriously though don't drink and drive or sleigh or whatever, here's wishing you a happy, safe holidays! :cheers:

 

[jocose]

Saint Nick was a man in red
and kids would dream in bed
of carols they'd sing
as the sleigh bells ring
And good tidings to all were said

 

[jocose]

Blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah
Blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah
Blah-blee Blah-blee
Blah-blee Blah-blee
Blah-blah blah-blah blah-blah

 

[mentos_007]

oh yes! the last one is very nice and it rhymes!!!

 

[jocose]

Was all that was gained from our meet.
My boss who is not discreet
Did finally admit
Her job, she's quit
And now to the bar we'll retreat!

 

[Eric.]

I don't know about you guys, But I think someone should make this Darins Title

Bread is what darin toasts