Stradawhovious
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Well I recently had a surgical procedure that has put me on crutches for about a month. I make due just fine, but I'm awkward enough to be able to tell I don't live my life on them. This gives prefect strangers a large enough window into my life that they feel it necessary to climb through and make themselves at home.
"Oh no... What happened?" A stranger will pry...
So far these are my favorite answers... Keep in mind I'm very obviously not an athletic or physically strong individual...
"It was a Basejumping incident in Belize."
"Running with the bulls. I got the business end of the pokey parts."
"I was saving a puppy from a burning building, and a smoldering beam fell on my leg."
"Fell skiing Rambo at Crested Butte. I'm lucky to be alive. My friend wasn't so lucky." [takes off hat, slowly wrings it in hands while looking at the floor]
"I'm a linebacker for the Jets. Occupational Hazard."
"Square dancing accident"
"When they say don't feed the animals... DON'T FEED THE F***ING ANIMALS"
"Wha? Where did these crutches come from?!?!?"
"I was robbing my neighbor and tripped on their ottoman. I sued them for $1.5mil"
"Cirque du Soliel makes for a short career."
"You should se the other guy... no... really. Find him. And get my wallet back."
And my personal favorite...
"Fell and hurt myself while MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."
The looks after that one are priceless.
"Oh no... What happened?" A stranger will pry...
So far these are my favorite answers... Keep in mind I'm very obviously not an athletic or physically strong individual...
"It was a Basejumping incident in Belize."
"Running with the bulls. I got the business end of the pokey parts."
"I was saving a puppy from a burning building, and a smoldering beam fell on my leg."
"Fell skiing Rambo at Crested Butte. I'm lucky to be alive. My friend wasn't so lucky." [takes off hat, slowly wrings it in hands while looking at the floor]
"I'm a linebacker for the Jets. Occupational Hazard."
"Square dancing accident"
"When they say don't feed the animals... DON'T FEED THE F***ING ANIMALS"
"Wha? Where did these crutches come from?!?!?"
"I was robbing my neighbor and tripped on their ottoman. I sued them for $1.5mil"
"Cirque du Soliel makes for a short career."
"You should se the other guy... no... really. Find him. And get my wallet back."
And my personal favorite...
"Fell and hurt myself while MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."
The looks after that one are priceless.