terri: Queen of the innuendo ;)

Harpper · May 13, 2004

Osmer_Toby said:
and as for you, i'm here to defend the lady's honor:

- i challenge you to a joust....

(just as soon as i find my horse... where the hell is that stupid beast, anyway?)

Sure, I'll take that challenge. It's going to be less painful than the lashing I'm going to get from terri. Although, I think I might enjoy that... :wink:

vonnagy said:
woohoooo! sex AND violence!! god, i love this place

Isn't that what this forum is about? That whole photography thing is just a front to what really goes on here.

terri · May 14, 2004

OMG....... :LOL:

Gentlemen, gentlemen.....how I luv you all! :love:

vonnagy wrote:

geeze how many captions does our favourite goth gurl go through?

As quickly as she goes through us guys on the forum. I've never felt so used and abused...

Can I help it if I have a short attention span? :twisted:

We are mere pawns in her wicked forum ventures.

I admit nothing. :bigangel:

ill take sloppy seconds!!!! after you get through with marky mark, im next!!!

DOWN, SIMBAH!!!!! Purr for me, honey..... :wink:

Anyone left standing today...? I'm sure this....chat....ended with you boys sharing a few pitchers and a pissing contest in the parking lot....

MDowdey · May 14, 2004

terri said:
Anyone left standing today...? I'm sure this....chat....ended with you boys sharing a few pitchers and a pissing contest in the parking lot....

I WON!!!!

md

terri · May 14, 2004

I WON!!!!

Did you really, muffin...?

Osmer_Toby · May 14, 2004

ended with you boys sharing a few pitchers and a pissing contest in the parking lot....

ya, and the pissing contest was going well until md decided to take on my horse. you ever heard the saying "gotta piss like a race-horse?"
well, the horse and md tied for first place. :shock:
pissed the horse off bigtime.

me 'n harper just stood back, shaking our heads in amazement. (awright, terri, i know you got a comment about that one)

terri · May 14, 2004

me 'n harper just stood back, shaking our heads in amazement. (awright, terri, i know you got a comment about that one)

Actually, I do, but Chase might give me the boot if I post it. :twisted:

Or give me yet another title! :roll:

markc · May 14, 2004

Is this a "little engine that could" story?

Osmer_Toby · May 14, 2004

Is this a "little engine that could" story?

heehee- key word there being "little" (and i don't mean the horse)

terri · May 14, 2004

Is this a "little engine that could" story?

I think I can; I think I can, I think I can.....

:LOL:

Luminosity · May 14, 2004

That reminds me of a joke I heard about a man and a horse........

Osmer_Toby · May 14, 2004

yyyyeeeesssssss???????????

Luminosity · May 14, 2004

Ok its ya classic * man walks into a bar * joke ...its a long one so bear with me .....

A guy walks into a bar in a small town he's passing thru , sits down and orders a beer off the barkeeper.After a few minutes he notices a sign behind the bar saying ;
" Ask the bar keeper how YOU could win $ 500 !"
So the guy asks the barkeeper what thats all about. The barkeeper explains that they have a horse in the back yard that is always grumpy and absolutely NO ONE has been able to make him laugh ever. The guy grins and says " Hell I'll take that bet.This will be the easiest $ 500 I ever made .....".
So he walks out the back.
All of a sudden everyone in the bar hears the horse laughing his head off and the man saunters back in , collects his $ 500 from a stunned barkeeper and leaves.
A year later the same man walks into the bar and sits down at the bar again , ordering a beer. The barkeeper recognises him and says.
" Mate I GOTTA hand it to ya.Ya made my horse laugh when no one else could.Problem is he hasnt STOPPED laughin since.... I'll give ya another $ 500 if ya make him stop ".
The guy smiles , says " ok " and walks out the back again.
Next sound everyone hears is the horse crying. The guy walks back in and collects his $ 500.
The barkeeper is stunned yet again over this guys power over his horse.
"Mate I cant let ya leave until ya tell me how ya made me horse laugh , then made him cry " barkeeper says.
" OK , I'll tell ya" the guy says " the first time I was here I walked out there and told the horse that I had a bigger dick then he did .....
.....Just now , I walked out there and showed him "........

photogoddess · May 14, 2004

I forgot how much I loved that joke! :lol:

I think that Luminosity should be crowned the Queen of the Dirty Joke.

MDowdey · May 14, 2004

Osmer_Toby said:
Is this a "little engine that could" story?

Click to expand...

heehee- key word there being "little" (and i don't mean the horse)

ill let you have a crack at that joke.......once.

md

drlynn · May 14, 2004

Uh-oh!

/cues James Bond music/

The name's Dowdey. Matt Dowdey.

Agent 004 & 3/4

Licensed to .. uhh .. umm .. hold on a sec .. I'll think of sumpin ..

Licensed to Chill? Thrill?

Licensed to Ban! (Thanks a lot, Chase

)