Ok, here is the kinda thing that keeps me up at night. You wanna know what makes Chris Russo tick? Here it is, baby. Who the hell decided to put a "C" in the word "Acquire"? I mean seriously. Q is already the absolutely most pointless waste of synapse connections in my brain as it is. The letter, by itself, is worthless. It can only function when paired with another completely unrelated letter; "u". Even then, the letter pair only serves to act as a hard "c" sound, which really is also a total waste since that sound is very aptly handled by the letter "k". And yet... someone chose to stick a "c" in before the "qu". Why? WHY?!?!?! Therein my madness lay.