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  1. MommyOf4Boys

    MommyOf4Boys TPF Noob!

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    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
    about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
    to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
    achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
    questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
    Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!
     
  2. clarinetJWD

    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    So...when someone telld you to give 110%, what exactly do they want you to do!?
     
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    'Daniel' TPF Noob!

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    Ass kiss some bull****?

    Too coarse?
     
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    JTHphoto TPF Noob!

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    that's funny...

    A store owner once told me that he was "a million percent positive" that there was enough money in his account...

    a million percent... that's a lot of BS and ass kissing...
     
  5. malachite

    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    I've seen that one before, always funny. I did hear (read) a new one recently though I got a kick out of:

    There are only 10 kinds of people that understand binary. Those who can, and those who cannot.......

    Michael.........paying his quarterly visit to TPF
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Are you sure thats how that joke goes?
     
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    malachite Heavily Medicated For Your Protection

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    Not really, but close enough.............
     

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