when the truth literally hurts

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  1. Osmer_Toby

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    A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front
    of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear,
    "she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all
    wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her
    husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about
    myself."

    He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft,
    thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

    Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at St.
    Anthony's Memorial Chapel
     
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    painful, painful...... ! :LOL:
     
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    Heh, ain't married life grand??
     
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    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

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    :lol: :lol: poor guy
     
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    You know what they say....

    Love may be blind but marriage is a REAL eye opener! :lol:
     
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    :lmao: That was a good one.
     

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