1000 Random posts in a week

[thinkricky]

500? Likely - 1000... WTF

It's been done. I guess not for this forum.

 

[snowbear]

Polar bears are indigenous to five countries.

 

[sm4him]

The meeting of the Procrastinator's Society has been postponed indefinitely.

 

[Demers18]

I say.

BINGO

 

[sm4him]

I say.

BINGO

hmm...that might really hurt my feelings...if I cared.
My momma still loves me, so it's all good.

 

[snowbear]

My top 10 iTunes plays, alphabetically by artist:
I Want to Hold Your Hand (The Beatles)
Long Haired Country Boy (The Charlie Daniels Band)
Willie, Waylon and Me (David Allan Coe)
She Drives Me Crazy (Fine Young Cannibals)
March of Cambreadth (Heather Alexander)
Barrett's Privateers (Stan Rogers)
Johnnie Cope/The Atholl Highlanders (Tannahill Weavers)
Refugee (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers)
Pinball Wizard (The Who)
Gimme All Your Lovin' (ZZ Top)

 

[analog.universe]

The heaviest tomato ever, weighing 3.51 kg (7 lb 12 oz), was of the cultivar 'Delicious', grown by Gordon Graham of Edmond, Oklahoma in 1986.

 

[snowbear]

The heaviest tomato ever, weighing 3.51 kg (7 lb 12 oz), was of the cultivar 'Delicious', grown by Gordon Graham of Edmond, Oklahoma in 1986.

That's a lot of marinara!

 

[sm4him]

An excerpt from my favorite customer complaint letter ever received:
"Again, the same pattern of hindrance and annoyance emerged. Such transparent exclusivity, this apparent irreverent affront resorts to "get it, I'm in control" mentality, with none of her liablities in issue...Thus, with all such previous circumstances in evidence; my situations invites query, how did said driver infiltrate to her position?"

No, it wouldn't make a bit more sense if you read the whole letter...:raisedbrow:

 

[snowbear]

No, it wouldn't make a bit more sense if you read the whole letter...:raisedbrow:

But it would probably be good for curing insomnia; almost as much as RFPs.

 

[analog.universe]

RFPs.

Red Footed Penguins?

 

[Demers18]

Red Footed Penguins?

Those are the happy penguins

 

[sm4him]

No, it wouldn't make a bit more sense if you read the whole letter...:raisedbrow:

But it would probably be good for curing insomnia; almost as much as RFPs.

Lol. Thankfully, I only have to deal with RFPs once every two or three years...stupid letters and emails, THOSE I am inundated with on a daily basis. Some are pretty highly entertaining though...like the guy who emailed me last November and said:
"Please keep angry people from following the public trying to help them with their lost pen after talking with the police."

Ummmm...yeah. OKayyyy. :lmao:

 

[davesnothere11]

Aaarrggh!
We've had 5 or 6 feet of snow this winter. Roads are snow packed. It RAINED last night and today it's 42 degrees. Sliding all over the place.

 

[analog.universe]

Hoping for snow this weekend, we've had like nothing at all this year. Not even cold.

Looks like something might happen on Saturday, but still not really much.