5 word story

[nomotiv4all]

and his full body condom

 

[airgunr]

Along with the hip waders,

 

[Mitica100]

then he tried to roll

 

[hobbes28]

a fat, freshly picked, jamaican...

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

monkey nuggets in cream sauce...

 

[molested_cow]

along with freshly prepared....

 

[aggiezach]

Algerian goats. Then all of....

 

[Karalee]

a sudden it started to...

 

[Corry]

scream. The goat was not...

 

[captain-spanky]

a goat, but something much....

 

[graigdavis]

worse, it was Fifi. So...

 

[captain-spanky]

he opened the lubricant and...

 

[Corry]

slathered it all over the

 

[captain-spanky]

green and sometimes quite pungent,

 

[Corry]

creature we all love so...