I like my computers like I like my men... Pretty AND willing to cut their left arm off for me.
Mac and Keith are both. :heart: :lmao:
Cause the THING is...
Keith is my first and only boyfriend.
I had plenty of crushes, but he was my first and only boyfriend... and then I married him.
HOWEVER... back in high school... I had a best friend, and he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice to me, and would do anything for me. He took me to 2 proms and a homecoming, and our families were CONVINCED we were going to get married. I kept telling my mother we weren't.
He asked me out 4 times, and I said no 4 times. It was weird for me, because I had a crush on his personality... and how he treated me... but when it got down to brass tacks, I couldn't envision myself *kissing* him, let alone anything else.
I wasn't physically attracted to him.
Not even a little.
And I TRIED... because I liked the idea of marrying my best high school friend, who treated me better than I could ever ask for... but I just couldn't.
So I waited to date anyone, despite attempts from boys or my own personal crushes that I knew would be bad news for me, until I met Keith. And Keith is pretty, AND would do anything for me, haha.
The first guy was like my PC... except I made the mistake of courting my PC, rather than waiting for the Mac, because I initially thought, like Keith, that the Mac was out of my league.
So I went with PC, and it was my best friend at the time. It wasn't attractive, but it treated me well.
Until it didn't.
And then no matter what I did, it just continued to getting slower and less attractive (because of the viruses and having to reformat my drive every 6 months or so).
Then comes along the Mac... who was beautiful AND did everything I wanted it to do.
It was a match made in heaven... and it was then that I realized that I should have never settled for PC (like I didn't settle for my friend) and I should have gone straight to the Mac in the first place (like I went for Keith), because it turns out it WASN'T out of my league and exactly what I wanted in a computer.
So I married that Mac.
Like I married Keith.
(Did I make that analogy work? I mean that's the best I could do man... it was pretty weak to begin with.

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