No-one. At the exact time someone clicks the submit button for post #1999 some guy in a lab will be pressing a big red button on a very complicated piece of scientific apparatus. It has no real purpose, but the team of boffins behind it got given a feck load of money for some pointless reason and he's just putting his pasty white hand on the red circle for the hell of it. Unfortunately for us, it'll create an enormous black hole and we'll be sucked inside. Post #2000 will never be made. Well, not in this dimension anyway.
Beer and chocolate wasn't a good idea, was it?