Ask Anything

[mygrain]

CRAP: not fast enough!!

Nope..but in college there was this dude that thought he was James Dean (dressed and even looked liek him) and we would wait for him in teh parking lot to watch him walk to class. His girlfriend would walk behind him carrying his books while he strutted across the grove with a leather jacket tossed over his shoulder. It was really really funny. We later found out his name and Oh man it added it the splender of it all...I will not tell you his who name for his and my protection but it did have Christain Slater in it...and he wasn't the actor...I promise! LOL



SOCIETY!!! Those bastards!

How long can snails sleep?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Two and a half inches maximum.




If all cats are black in the dark, why do they change colour when you turn the lights on?

 

[JonMikal]

Two and a half inches maximum.

 

[Nikon Fan]

Because Cats are mysterious...I'm just waiting for mine to claw my eyes out

If you take a corncob into space and get close enough to the sun where you won't burn up, and throw the corncob out, will it turn into pop corn?

 

[Corry]

Sure hope so. There won't be much else to eat way out there.


How hot does it have to be for the skin to melt off my face?


(and Mygrain, I don't live with my parents, they're just gonna store my stuff!)

 

[clarinetJWD]

As hot as it is here

What made you get into photography? (send links, pictures, whatever )

 

[JonMikal]

my parents "made' me, they beat me every night til i said OK (pictures aren't pretty)

how do you get fellow TPFers to send you sweets

 

[Nikon Fan]

Pay them

How do you teach a man to cook for himself?

 

[jstuedle]

Quit cooking for him. Worked here.

Have you ever owned an exotic.......... pet?

 

[photogoddess]

Define exotic. We have a leopard gecko and a ball python. Does that count?



What is the first thing you're going to do tomorrow when you get to work?

 

[Nikon Fan]

Sweat like a beast...I umpire tball games and it's insanely hot here.

What's your favorite memory?

 

[mygrain]

real ones...i hate plastic...oh wait you said memories...

who is your favorite fine artist? any medium applies.

 

[JonMikal]

when women would come running to the aid of a 'sweets' deprived man


can you bake brownies?

 

[mygrain]

sure i can...what color would you like? and do you like your with pine cones? my mom made them for me once...once. very crunchy.

will jon survive through the night? or will he make himself sick on raw brownie mix?

 

[photogoddess]

Yup - I can even bbq them in a pinch.



If you could commit a crime and get away with it, would you?