Beer, Bacon, and Women/Men (for the ladies)

[IByte]

And Rose McGowan




If only there was some way to combine Myrna and Rose.....

Useless talent #32 never looked sooo sexy!

 

[kathyt]

Beer: Coors Light
Bacon: I don't eat bacon.
Men: This is what I am looking for in the perfect man.....
(in no specific order)
funny
smart
driven
independent
not clingy
good looking
educated
confident
employed
Someone that knows how to treat a lady in every way possible!!!!!! (this is a big one)
That about sums it up. I think.

 

[robbins.photo]

Salma Hayek yes yes, but only Desperado Salma, the unibrow one ...kinda scary.

Ok, so unibrow Salma if she promised to eat only nuts, berries and fish?

Lol

 

[robbins.photo]

Based on some comments from another thread. Post your favorite brands/type/person of each.

Beer: Dos Equis, Sam Adam's Octoberfest, Hoegaarden, Blue Moon

Bacon: Smithfield Center Cut. I like a leaner cut.

Women: My beautiful wife! I also have a celebrity crush on Mila Kunis.

Beer : Don't really drink the stuff. More of a soda fan myself
Bacon : No such thing as bad bacon
Women : Swore off of them, at least till my youngest daughter is 18.

 

[robbins.photo]

Beer: Coors Light
Bacon: I don't eat bacon.
Men: This is what I am looking for in the perfect man.....
(in no specific order)
funny
smart
driven
independent
not clingy
good looking
educated
confident
employed
Someone that knows how to treat a lady in every way possible!!!!!! (this is a big one)
That about sums it up. I think.

So if a guy say, had 2 of those on your list.. or maybe 1 1/2? Lol

Seriously though, I remember when my ex-wife and I started dating and on our first date I opened her car door for her. Then I opened the door to the restaurant for her - she looks at me and says, "You know you don't have to open doors for me, I'm capable of opening them on my own." To which I responded, "I understand that you can open your own door, the point is you shouldn't have too".

 

[Derrel]

Whew! I can deal with the Vols

Anybody can deal with the Vols...my beloved Ducks gave the Vols their worst home stadium beating ever a few season ago back in Tennessee. This year, the Vols traveled west, and Oregon chewed 'em up and spat 'em out, 59-14. So...any good team can "deal with the Vols".

Beer? Yes, definitely. Anything decent. Lager, stout, porter, IPA, microbrew,home brew, any brew that's decent. Portland is one of the USA's biggest beer towns, so beer is everywhere.

Bacon: Yes. It's allllll good. I like it a number of ways: cooked well...medium-well...crispy so it falls apart into bacon bits...any way!

Women: I approve of women. They are wonderful people! Actresses? Hmmm, so many cuties, in every decade of their lives...Mila Kunis, Amber Heard (bi-but hey...whateva'), Scar-Jo, Charlize Theron, Kaley Cuoco, Miranda Kerr, as well as 50 or so "real" women...yes to women!

 

[sm4him]

Whew! I can deal with the Vols

Anybody can deal with the Vols...my beloved Ducks gave the Vols their worst home stadium beating ever a few season ago back in Tennessee. This year, the Vols traveled west, and Oregon chewed 'em up and spat 'em out, 59-14. So...any good team can "deal with the Vols".

And to think....I used to like you.
Yeah, we've...err.."struggled" a bit ever since that lame former-USC coach-wannabe blew through town. Then we got Vince's boy--man, that ended up being an unmitigated disaster. I truly believe that we have got the RIGHT person to lead us back to prominence now, though. It'll take a couple of years...but I believe that by the 2015 season, NOBODY will be able to just assume they can "deal" with the Vols!

 

[IByte]

Beer: Coors Light
Bacon: I don't eat bacon.
Men: This is what I am looking for in the perfect man.....
(in no specific order)
funny
smart
driven
independent
not clingy
good looking
educated
confident
employed
Someone that knows how to treat a lady in every way possible!!!!!! (this is a big one)
That about sums it up. I think.

...no bacon?? But that's the 2nd best thing to beer medium, dark bodied sweeet sweet beer :/

 

[IByte]

Ok, so unibrow Salma if she promised to eat only nuts, berries and fish?

Lol

She might wake up with shaved eye brows and residue of a sharpy

 

[runnah]

Beer: Coors Light Bacon: I don't eat bacon. Men: This is what I am looking for in the perfect man..... (in no specific order) funny smart driven independent not clingy good looking educated confident employed Someone that knows how to treat a lady in every way possible!!!!!! (this is a big one) That about sums it up. I think.

Psh you mention nothing about woodworking, small engine repair, looking good in flannel and catching small game. I say your whole list is suspect!!!

 

[IByte]

Psh you mention nothing about woodworking, small engine repair, looking good in flannel and catching small game. I say your whole list is suspect!!!

Lol copied and pasted lol. no man/chest hair

 

[runnah]

Lol copied and pasted lol. no man/chest hair

? My beard and chest hair merge, forming a man pelt.

 

[snowbear116 47]

Beer: I don't drink often, but enjoy a Thomas Point Light or Molson Canadian every once in a while.
Bacon: Yes, please.
Women: My lovely wife. If there's a second place (a VERY DISTANT second, dear) I'd have to go with Zooey Deschanel and her stunning eyes.

 

[IByte]

? My beard and chest hair merge, forming a man pelt.

Pffft im so manly grizzly bear are jelly if my chest hair

 

[robbins.photo]

? My beard and chest hair merge, forming a man pelt.

Pffft im so manly grizzly bear are jelly if my chest hair

Please do not translate this into English. I'm afraid the mental image that results could be lethal. Lol