Sorry. I thought this pissing contest was about lenses we actually own.
Well, then I cant join in !
My 300mm lens that covers 8x10 is smaller than a canon "thrifty fifty" (50mm f/1.8) and just about the same weight too...

Comedy gold !
Your 300mm normal lens for [approx] 200x250mm [aka 8x10 inch, and thats ignoring the fact you probably have a lot more room than that for the camera movements] is probably f/5.6, that "nifty fifty" is f/1.8 and its a lens for DSLRs, which means a lot of things change (no need for a central shutter, need for the ability to focus, autofocus motor, etc).
Plus of course the 50mm f1.8, at least on my Nikon, is a VERY small lens. Much smaller than its housing.