your reply matches your username. I know its not original. That was prob given away when I acknowledged using advice from other posters on here for blood n sweat
Put him in a shopping cart with a strainer on his head while waving a spatula and a ladel in the air?
Wait, I've done that before. Not original. :-|
LOL.....I love you!!
You can buy glycerine at a well-stocked pharmacy.