Boy Trouble

[kundalini]

There's one for girl trouble, so why not one for boy trouble? :x

So I just sent a message to a guy I've had a crush on for the past year asking if he's a bass. And he hasn't responded. And it's really awkward and stuff.

The problem here is that you're going after a fresh water fish. If things don't work out, the expression "plenty of other fish in the sea" won't apply. Sure there are other fish in the pond too, but a lot less of them. Next time try going after a grouper, cod or other ocean-dwelling fish; you'll have much better odds if your first fish doesn't bite.

Sent from my phone with my giant, uncoordinated sausage thumbs.

There is the Chilean Sea Bass, which isn't a bass at all (Patagonian toothfish) and the name change was a marketing ploy that has nearly made the fish extinct. Otherwise, there is the Striped Bass. Other sustainable alternatives would be Halibut, Cod, Haddock, Sable Fish, Snapper and even Grouper.

 

[DarkShadow]

Try a Bush Hog spinning bait, Bass are very attracted to them you may have better success.

 

[DarkShadow]

I've subscribed just to find out why someone is sending a PM to a fish and expecting an answer.

Well, we really don't know if he's a fish yet. And if so, he may not be a bass. He may be a trout, or a marlin, or a goldfish.

Or maybe even a Guppy.

 

[ronlane]

Try a Bush Hog spinning bait, Bass are very attracted to them you may have better success.

It's hot enough around here that you may need to use a crank bait.

 

[Gavjenks]

I agree with the bush hog spinning bait. Unless you were talking about the bass instrument in which case some nice fresh rosin on horsehair might be a better bait. If you mean a player of the instrument, then I suggest emo poetry as bait.

Actually come to think of it there are lots of instruments called bass. Even more ambiguity.

 

[kathyt]

If I were a fish I would be a ........

You'd be a dream catch for some lucky fisherman.....

Awe, your my favorite Ron!

 

[Kazooie]

And there's also the vocal range of bass, which consists of usually 2nd bass and baritone! :greenpbl:

 

[Derrel]

This reminds me of the classic Facebook post my brother did a couple of years back. He caught a VERY nice largemouth bass, and posted the photo of him holding the bass up on his FB account with the question, "Does this bass make my boat look big?"

 

[Kazooie]

Despite what this thread appears, there is a kernel of seriousness here. :meh:

Anyways, so I worked up the nerve and sent him a message after talking to a girl from choir, and he looked at it almost 12 hours ago and still hasn't said anything.

 

[Heitz]

Despite what this thread appears, there is a kernel of seriousness here. :meh:

Anyways, so I worked up the nerve and sent him a message after talking to a girl from choir, and he looked at it almost 12 hours ago and still hasn't said anything.

To make a girl crazy, do nothing. It works. He's probably play games. Or he's an idiot. Or he can't read. Maybe he can't read. Yea that's probably it.

 

[Kazooie]

Despite what this thread appears, there is a kernel of seriousness here. :meh:

Anyways, so I worked up the nerve and sent him a message after talking to a girl from choir, and he looked at it almost 12 hours ago and still hasn't said anything.

To make a girl crazy, do nothing. It works. He's probably play games. Or he's an idiot. Or he can't read. Maybe he can't read. Yea that's probably it.

Or he's flattered but also already has a boyfriend. :sad anim: