Burial or Cremation?

[snerd]

So, I pulled the trigger and ordered a few things. My wife is out of town until Sunday for a wedding. When she returns, I'm dead.







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Stofen Omni-Bounce OM-EW for Canon 430EX flash diffuser


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SanDisk Extreme Pro CompactFlash Memory Card UDMA 7 Upto 160 MB/s

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Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L II USM Standard Zoom Lens


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Canon EOS 5D Mark III 22.3 MP Full Frame CMOS with 1080p Full-HD Video Mode Digital SLR Camera (Body)


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[wyogirl]

Its going to have to be cremation because once she gets done with you, you won't be fit for burial.
PS-I'm kinda jealous.

 

[Designer]

You might get by with the lens and the other stuff, but the camera? Seriously? That one will be the death of you.

Coyote bait.

 

[480sparky]

If burial, it'll be a closed casket funeral.

 

[snerd]

Oh! Was there a camera in there too?! Hmmm.....

 

[runnah]

Unless you ordered a new wife from Russia you should be fine.

 

[IzzieK]

Think about it, if she kill you, she won't get what you will be leaving behind because she will be in jail. Have you ever think of her just divorcing you? At least she gets most of it and you will be left with what? -- your camera? and no one gets to jail.:smileys:

 

[snerd]

Unless you ordered a new wife from Russia you should be fine.

One ringy dinksky.….......

 

[manaheim]

lol. Been nice knowing you.

 

[Rgollar]

congrats on the new stuff. I thought ordering a new canon 6d put me in hot water. That list would have me dead lol.

 

[limr]

Death would be too good for you.

(Caveat: if you were my husband and you spent your own money, I wouldn't give a flying frog what you spent it on. If you spent the money that was earmarked for my walk-in closet? See comment above re: death.)

 

[snerd]

Death would be too good for you.

(Caveat: if you were my husband and you spent your own money, I wouldn't give a flying frog what you spent it on. If you spent the money that was earmarked for my walk-in closet? See comment above re: death.)

Hee hee......... I see you edited that reply at least once. I bet the original was a doosey LOL!!

I may have over exaggerated the circumstances a tad.......... creative license, or maybe artistic license? Well, no, I don't have much artistic anything! But yeah, it's my money. A semi-retirement gift to myself, if you will. It still doesn't mean she would be thrilled about it. But she has her money, and I have mine, and then we have "our" joint money for everything else. It's cool. Wouldn't have it any other way, neither would she!


ldman:


Now................ c'mon Thursday!!!!!!!!!

 

[oldhippy]

Tibetan style. Strips of flesh laid out for the carrion. Oh that was my ex 's idea. But then I never got a camera.

 

[limr]

Death would be too good for you.

(Caveat: if you were my husband and you spent your own money, I wouldn't give a flying frog what you spent it on. If you spent the money that was earmarked for my walk-in closet? See comment above re: death.)

Hee hee......... I see you edited that reply at least once. I bet the original was a doosey LOL!!

Nah, just added the caveat!

I may have over exaggerated the circumstances a tad.......... creative license, or maybe artistic license? Well, no, I don't have much artistic anything! But yeah, it's my money. A semi-retirement gift to myself, if you will. It still doesn't mean she would be thrilled about it. But she has her money, and I have mine, and then we have "our" joint money for everything else. It's cool. Wouldn't have it any other way, neither would she!

:thumbup:

Of course, you know this means that you will now be expected to produce (and share) the BEST PHOTOS EVER!!!

 

[snerd]

Well, there is a after sale rebate of $200 on the camera, and $300 on the lens. So, I'm already saving money!!!

Oh, wait.......... that sounds like something my wife would say LOL!!!