Canada Builds Stealth Snowmobile Named Loki

[runnah]

These will be used as scouts for the real threat of our stealth Zamboni. We can prepare to strike at the weakest moment when everyone is getting a beer between periods of the hockey game. Any weak defenses that may be thrown up will slide into the ditch behind us in Operation Hockey Puck. We are so devious.

Top Secret recon photos.


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[manaheim]

omfg this thread rocks.

 

[molested_cow]

Actually all I can think about is how Santa is gonna come sneaking from your back and the last thing you will hear is "Ho Ho Ho Muthafu*ka!"

 

[runnah]

Oh ****, stealth canoe!



My Secret River: Paddling tales from New Brunswick, Canada

 

[runnah]

Advanced recon.

 

[Rwsphotos]

What has stealth got to do with it? Canadians are just smart enough not to get stuck snowed in waiting for snow plows. ;-)

 

[PixelRabbit]

omfg this thread rocks.

This lmao!

 

[Big Mike]

Our celebrity spy network has been gathering information for years. At the last meeting/bonspeile, I talked to agent M.J. Fox and agent Carrey. They were in contact with field supervisor Celine D. Agents Reynolds and Rogen are planning something but I don't know what. General Shatner gave a rousing speech and then apologized for it.

 

[amolitor]

Lorne Greene? Green Card?

Coincidence?

 

[runnah]

New ordinance for ground troops.

 

[pgriz]

Have you ever wondered why the Canadian armed forces were always able to get the Taliban to talk without use of any torture or violence? They just played Celine Dion for about an hour.

And runnah, the naval forces you were showing were already upgraded to new models. We have used them to invade your ports, and again, no-one noticed. The problem was, after a while the sailors got bored and went ashore, and then couldn't find their way back as the ships are invisible. So they just used their cover story of being tourists visiting the various beaches, etc. We're expecting them back by Labour Day. Oh, and if and when you bump into those stealthy ships, let us know - we'd love to know where we left them.

 

[runnah]

Oh, and if and when you bump into those stealthy ships, let us know - we'd love to know where we left them.

I sent an email to your high command.

 

[Derrel]

Canuckian social commentary blog, dealing with hockey jersey fouls...

Y! SPORTS

 

[vintagesnaps]

Are you bringing celebrity curling Big Mike? This just gets better and better.

Hey that flying Zamboni is from the Joe! have you already taken Michigan?

Well I'm ready, I already know the words to O Canada and have a Canadiens toque. Now the bigger issue is that I'll need to practice my panning skills if I want to get photos of one of the stealth canoes.