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[Hertz van Rental]

Vonnagy has made quite a blunder
By trying to get Hertz to go plunder
Lumi's hot little bod
But it's not all that odd
'Cause he lives in New Zealand ('down under')!

 

[doenoe]

these are great

 

[Hertz van Rental]

All the people who are reading this Forum
Know that for Hertz and young Vonn not to bore 'em
Their posts must be lewd
Not obscene but quite rude
And that Lumi should show less decorum.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Though young Vonn is an Admin on here
He is acting most frightfully queer
His posts about Rental
Make it plain he's gone mental.
Take the blue pill right now, d'you hear?

 

[Marctwo]

This thread must be here to test
Who's riddles and rhymes are the best
Vonnagy's kick a$$
But then Hertz's are class
I just need to hear more from the rest

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I am pleased someone else has joined in
For the material was wearing quite thin.
But now with Marctwo
We have somebody who
Can rhyme dollars with class. Where's the bin?

 

[Marctwo]

Although I'm enjoying this thread
I'd be stupid to go head to head
With one so pedantic
About things semantic
I'm happy you're happy, 'nuff said!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I am glad that you are the one
To have joined with me and young Vonn
Your rhymes are quite snappy
And that makes me happy...
Or maybe it's the pills that I'm on.

 

[Marctwo]

I've been rhyming for most of the day
And it's always A A B B A
Seems this limerick thread
Has invaded my head
So I'm grasping at straws
For a moment of pause
As the evening draws nigh
So I thought I should try
A A B B C C D D A.

 

[photogoddess]

There once was a chap named Van Rental
In his old age, he has simply gone mental
Now he takes pills
To cure all his ills
So now his delirium is so subtle

 

[Marctwo]

Well, it doesn't appear to have worked!
I'm in fact, to the contrary, perked.
Try as I can
I've got "Once was a man..."
Where my reason and sanity lerked.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I am trying


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now!

 

[Marctwo]

Who'd have thought us happy snappers
Would be spouting off rhymes like the clappers.
MC Hertz, Vonnagy,
Photogoddess and me.
You can call us the Limerick Rappers.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You can call us the Limerick Rappers.

When I first read that I thought it said 'rim lappers'! :lmao:

 

[Marctwo]

The time is approaching for bed
So goodnight to you all in this thread.
I'll join other nappers
And dream of 'rim lappers' ... :scratch:
... I think I'll stay up late instead.