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[Hertz van Rental]

The time is approaching for bed
So goodnight to you all in this thread.
I'll join other nappers
And dream of 'rim lappers' ... :scratch:
... I think I'll stay up late instead.

That would be your 'Ring' piece then.

 

[Luminosity]

 

[Marctwo]

Lumi was back on the block
And boy, was she in for a shock.
With her draws under wraps
But exposing her 'baps'
I decided to sli...
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[Marctwo]

I've started again with this junk. :x
If I carry on rhyming I'm sunk.
To go by last night
I'll be churning out $hite
So I think I should go and get drunk.

 

[Marctwo]

Well, I'm back from the pub and I'm pi$$ed
And I've been to the toilet and missed.
Now I've drank lots of water
And washed where I ought'a
It's time to have one off th...
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[Hertz van Rental]

Marctwo a young TPF junkie
Was doing quite well, though in some key
Points such as rhyme
He just spent too time
Writing verse and then spanking the monkey.

 

[Marctwo]

Our terms for subjective abusing,
For some nations, could be confusing.
But when talking with blokes
Of a subject for jokes,
Ma$turbation is the most amusing.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

And so poetry once more becomes the forgotten Art...

 

[Rob]

How do they come out with this stuff?
Surely by now that's enough?
But Hertz and Marctwo
both have been able to construe
rhymes which are surely not tough!

 

[Marctwo]

I'm waiting in antisipation
To see if you give inspiration
To others that see
But as yet, wouldn't be
In this lyrical collaberation.

 

[Rob]

For those who wish to collaborate
with us lyrical artists firstrate
It should be borne in mind
it's all pulled from our behinds
better watch out for marc's prostate

 

[Marctwo]

It's a shame you discredit the art.
Still, I guess this is your way to start.
Pulling rhymes from your ar$e
Is implying a farce
But for me every line's from the heart.

 

[Rob]

From the heart you say
pas la cul tu sais
but it was you who suggested onanism
or was it perhaps a threesome?
perhaps we should stop this foreplay

 

[Marctwo]

You're seemingly good as a poet
And I'm glad that you're happy to show it.
But your syllable use
Has come under abuse -
It's scanning... but not as we know it.

 

[Rob]

Well my rhythms might be messy
and my meter may be crazy
but style over substance
and a witty mental brilliance
are sure keeping the poems whirry