Cant think of a thread title

[Hertz van Rental]

I used to read hundreds of threads,
I'd sit here for hours and hours.
So while I sit here instead
of having a shower,
I can't get one thing out of my head...
right... I'll give myself head!

Excuse me if I appear thick
But you'd better explain to me quick
How you give yourself head
For unless I've mis-read
You're a woman and don't have a pr*ck!

 

[Meysha]

You don't need a pr*ck, a schmoo will do
to delight in its pleasure
Unless it's only down under
where we say give head to chicks too!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

We say 'eating out' here, I think
And makes a girl's heart beat much quicker
It's a pastime for after a drink.
How are you at holding your liquor?

 

[Meysha]

Our way of saying it is much nicer...
you'll be more likely to entice her
with a nice word in the ear
"How 'bout some head?,
here .... hold my beer."
Like that you'll soon be in bed
and the neighbours'll cheer!

With regards to your comment on drinking,
you obviously did not read the thread
where I'd drunk my way through some red,
some white and some more,
then came home to snore,
But got distracted,
and embarrased myself on the board!

that post where I was drunk.

 

[Marctwo]

Big dare,
Little care.
No stock
Without shock.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

and embarrased myself on the board!

I wouldn't worry for nobody cares.
We're used to it being the normal state of affairs.

 

[terri]

I fear I have reached overload
On this thread, which has turned down a road
I no longer can travel, for my head’s too unraveled
From the phrase about "flicking the toad"!

 

[Rob]

Is this the test forum record
for things posted of no accord
surely things can't carry further
than the toad strumming meysha
who embarrassed herself on the board!

 

[Marctwo]

From beginning to end I've just read
And the standard, it has to be said,
Is so very diverse
And at times, quite perverse.
A laugh and a half is this thread.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

This long running test really rocks
I've laughed 'till I lost both my socks
About girls who don't know
If they've come or should go
Or play flick the toad and have c*cks.

 

[Rob]

It really is quite amazing
two days passed without a thing
the poems have stopped
the rhyming is cropped
and nobody's touching their "thing".

 

[Luminosity]

:shock:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

When posting in this Forum
You need to take some time
To make your post amusing
And get the thing to rhyme.
It's easy when you you try it
And you might find it fun
So stop it with the smillies
Or I'll smack you on the.... D'oh! My minds gone. What do you call that soft squidgy thing people sit on?... erm.....

















Got it! Sofa

 

[Luminosity]

Oh Hertz, I'm 'fraid I'm blocked
In posting amusing rhymes
I'd rather sit and make faces
Like one makes eating limes
I hope the wind doesnt change
Else, I'll look quite dumb
Oh, and I'm still waiting
For a quality smack on the bum

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Be careful what you wish for
It might just come to pass.
You'd not be such a hottie
With a mouth like a dog's ass.