No reason to spread a conspiracy theory about it.
No, lenses do not “warp” images. Some lenses have more severe distortion than others, and that can go both ways — both barrel (looks as if the image is stretching towards you) and pincushion (away from you). Barrel distortion is more common among very wide-angle lenses.
What you are referring to, though, is a different kind of distortion — perspective distortion. That has nothing to do with the lens or its focal length, only your distance from the subject. That in turn means wide-angle lenses create more perspective distortion, because you’re most likely to get closer and fill the frame with a wider lens.
You can do a little experiment. Take your 18–55 mm lens (you have one, right?) and shoot a certain subject, preferably a person. Set it to 18mm, fill the frame with your subject and take a shot. Then zoom in to 55mm and move back until the subject is roughly the same size in the frame as it was before. Take that shot too. From the same spot and in the same angle, zoom back out to 18mm.
You should find the 18mm shot from close-in looks more “distorted.” If indeed you took those test images of an actual person, you should see the nose a little larger, stuff like that.
The two shots from further back should look identical to each other. The 18mm shot will have more content around, but if you crop it to a similar frame they will look identical, only the 18mm shot will be of lower resolution after the crop.
Sometimes this distortion is hard to notice in untrained eyes, and it also depends on the angle you shoot at. If you’re satisfied with the results you’re getting, be calm and keep shooting.