You'll definitely need a beret. Oh, and hang an expensive light meter around your neck.
Sometimes we have big events at work with all kinds of important people and, of course - photographers. The last one I remember, a beret was pretty much the only thing he was missing. Skinny black jeans, skin tight black t-shirt, light meter and everything. It was actually kinda funny...
What made it even funnier was that everyone (about 1500 people) was there way early, so we all had to stand around waiting for the VIPs for three hours - the photographer didn't have a strap for his camera, and you could tell he was getting tired of holding it. I guess he was scared to set it down somewhere (no reason for that, really - very secure facility, no way it could have gotten stolen).
...That was an expensive day for the company. 1500 (or more) people, who all make $20-30/hr, standing around (on the clock) for 3 hours...
Some of them were probably on overtime too, lol.
Oh yeah - the speech we waited around for was like 5 minutes. :lmao: