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[Antarctican]

I hope you at least stand back 5 paces, to make it sporting. And maybe wear blindfolds. And down a shot of whiskey if you miss.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

We make it extra-sporting by nailing one flipper to the floor.
We're not giving the little buggers the chance to get away and run amok.

 

[Antarctican]

:raisedbrow:
..............layball:

You brute.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You've never seen the damage a gang of penguins can do on a Saturday night after the pubs chuck out.
They have absolutely no self control and can't hold their drink*.




*I think it's something to do with having flippers.

 

[Antarctican]

^^^^ :lmao:



You're just upset because they are constantly flipping you the bird.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Nah! It's because their breath smells of fish and Listerine has no effect.

 

[Antarctican]

Listerine? That's 'Anti-Septic', right? So are you trying to be infectious, or using rhyming slang?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Well, it's like this...

 

[Antarctican]

Well, it's like this...

Like what?

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about, that's what it's all about"

(Yeah, I need a coffee....)

 

[Battou]

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Tell me about it


I ordered a prophet and now it seems to be lost somewhere in the UK

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I ordered a bat, too.

 

[Tangerini]

:lmao:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

But I'm sure I didn't ask for a tangerine knee.

 

[Tangerini]

that actually reminds me of a teacher I once had... he had to write my name out in a way so he'd remember how to pronounce it correctly. He always addressed critiques to me as; A Knee Saw.*



*Annisa

 

[Fangman]

I was always called "Oy you" but as the local police got to know me it was shortened to just plain "OY!"