Finally! An Honest Answer to Pregnancy Questions

MommyOf4Boys

TPF Noob!
Joined
Dec 20, 2005
Messages
2,386
Reaction score
51
Location
Alabama - just moved here from Texas
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

:thumbsup: :mrgreen:
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy

:er: Joseph & John are 11 months apart! :mrgreen:

Very funny! and HONEST! :lmao:
 
Calliope said:
:er: Joseph & John are 11 months apart! :mrgreen:

Very funny! and HONEST! :lmao:

Evelyn's daycare provider had twins when her daughter was 10 months old :shock: My hats off to you, Linda!
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: This so rocks..!!! My fave is

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
 
Calliope said:
:er: Joseph & John are 11 months apart! :mrgreen:

Very funny! and HONEST! :lmao:

Oh I feel your pain!! My two youngest Landon and Joshua are 11 1/2 months apart!! I guess we are in the "halfass listened to our doctor" club together! LOLOL!! But hey, we did at least wait the 6 weeks hahahahaha.
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
Oh I feel your pain!! My two youngest Landon and Joshua are 11 1/2 months apart!! I guess we are in the "halfass listened to our doctor" club together! LOLOL!! But hey, we did at least wait the 6 weeks hahahahaha.

We were suppose to wait six weeks? :blushing:
 
Calliope said:
We were suppose to wait six weeks? :blushing:

I don't know what you're talking about ;) :oops:
 
MommyOf4Boys said:
ROFLMAO, well :wink: that is at least what I tell people!
Perhaps doctors need to start thinking of coming up with a drug opposite of Viagra called "Stayaway" for men!


they have one...its called "credit card".......
 

Most reactions

Back
Top