Floating Gin Palace on starboard bow!

[Fangman]

What you can get if you save on haircuts!

 

[tirediron]

Wouldn't that be your port bow?

 

[amolitor]

I like the bewildering array of bumpers he has hanging over the side. He seems to have a bunch more up front, too!

 

[Fangman]

Wouldn't that be your port bow?

I may have been drinking, but he is coming from my right.

If I had paid for that, with all the hire boats on the river, I would protect my paintwork, or perhaps after too much gin he was a little erratic at the moorings!

 

[tirediron]

Wouldn't that be your port bow?

I may have been drinking, but he is coming from my right.

If I had paid for that, with all the hire boats on the river, I would protect my paintwork, or perhaps after too much gin he was a little erratic at the moorings!

Gotcha; I thought this was a head-to-head closing situation; he's overtaking you on your starboard side?

And yeah, that boat? I'd protect it too!