Found my to-Die-for New Lawn Ornament!

[Ysarex]

One of my neighbors already has one but his is smaller.

If I can get this one, I can one up him -- and this one plugs in and lights up!!

Joe

 

[Designer]

Some years ago, I really wanted to get one of those huge gorilla statues for my front yard, but SWMBO thought we had better things to spend money on.

I wish I had a picture of it, but the gorilla had one arm raised, and naturally I would have made sure that three of his fingers would have been broken off. My plan was to aim his upraised single digit toward city hall.