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[terri35 7]

As we head into the New Year at TPF, we have lots of new members of varying photographic skills joining us. With this in mind, you might want to re-visit the FAQ's. They are here for your edification as you participate in The Photo Forum.

Too long didn't read.

Then you've missed the point of the thread in its entirety.

 

[terri35 7]

Avoid contact with the FAQ’s in liquid form, as they may cause a rash.

 

[thetrue]

FAQ's? Hmmmm, this term does not compute....

 

[thetrue]

If I have relations with the FAQs and I receive a letter from a lawyer demanding FAQ support payments in 9 months or so, what should I do?

Maybe this bourbon is more than 9 years aged...

 

[terri35 7]

If I have relations with the FAQs...

You were previously advised to avoid contact with the FAQ's in *liquid* form. Proceed at your own risk!

 

[Derrel]

Who's this FAQ'in guy the cops are out lookin' for??? What did he do???

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

Objects in the FAQ's are closer than they appear.

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

Do not intentionally concentrate, and inhale the FAQ's.

 

[Bitter Jeweler]

FAQ's are for external use only! DO NOT INGEST!

 

[Derrel]

Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while FAQ'ing, or immediately after FAQ'ing.

 

[thetrue]

If the FAQs become angry, do not attempt to calm them. The FAQs may attack.

 

[oldhippy]

Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while FAQ'ing, or immediately after FAQ'ing.

Just roll over and have a cigerette after FAQ'ing

 

[Tee]

FAQ me? FAQ you!

 

[baturn]

There's FAQs??? HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all!!

 

[terri35 7]

The FAQ’s should be stored and transported in an upright position.