From the halls of TPF...

[Derrel]

FAQ's are sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling of the FAQ's may have occurred during internet transport of the bytes.

 

[terri35 7]

Remove all packing material before you begin using the FAQ’s.

 

[Buckster]

If reading the FAQ's cause an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, see a doctor.

 

[KmH]

Do not eat the contents of the little packets that come with your FAQ.

 

[mishele]

Please keep all FAQ's out of reach of children..

 

[JacaRanda]

As a matter of FAQ, That's a FAQ Jack!

 

[thetrue]

If not used within eternity, please discard of the FAQs.

 

[mishele]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]CAUTION: FAQ's are not a life saving device.[/FONT]

 

[sm4him]

Discontinue use of the FAQs should any of these side effects occur--dizziness, shortness of breath, rash, loss of consciousness or death.

Do not drop the FAQs as damage (or possibly a small explosion) may occur.

Store the FAQs in a cool, dry place.

Do not immerse the FAQs in water as electrocution could occur. Unplug the FAQs when not in use.

 

[unpopular]

Derrel - I've always wanted to say this: WHy don't you just shut the FAQ up! gawwwd!

 

[sm4him]

Do not eat the contents of the little packets that come with your FAQ.

Umm...

Err...

Uh-Oh!!

:lmao:

Hypothetically speaking, what should one do if one had already eaten the contents before one read this? And how long does one have to do whatever one should do after eating them...not that I know ANYone this has actually happened to...but, uh...if I suddenly stop posting on TPF, someone might want to come check on me...

 

[thetrue]

Does FAQ have interchangeable use throughout the forum?

 

[terri35 7]

Do not eat the contents of the little packets that come with your FAQ.

Umm...

Err...

Uh-Oh!!

:lmao:

Hypothetically speaking, what should one do if one had already eaten the contents before one read this? And how long does one have to do whatever one should do after eating them...not that I know ANYone this has actually happened to...but, uh...if I suddenly stop posting on TPF, someone might want to come check on me...

In the event of accidental ingestion of the FAQ's packing packets, ipecac syrup may be safely used to induce vomiting.

 

[runnah]

I am glad to see this thread is all FAQ'ed up.

 

[snowbear116 47]

Happy FAQing New Year!

FAQs should only be repaired by authorized service centers. Batteries not included.