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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.) :shock:

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!) :lol:

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!) :shock:

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) :pig:

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) :puke:

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.) :drunk:

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") :shock:

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig, can you imagine??) :wink:

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) :?:

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) :thumbsup:

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) :?

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........) :P

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) :)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....) :scratch:

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
:scratch:
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) :D

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) :LOL:

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) :)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) :pig: :headbang: :blulsh2:
 
are you wanna to try those things? :greendev:

just kidding...dont try ... :hug:
 
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westman said:
are you wanna to try those things? :greendev:

just kidding...dont try ... :hug:

He he... maybe only the ones related to the pig. :D :D
 

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