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Happy Valentines Day!

Wife yelled happy V day, think she wants to remind me of flowers, na think it's Viagra.
 
Back atcha, Jaca! (See I rhymed. Sort of. I kinda sorta wrote you a poem there. Kinda.)

My bf and I never make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. He gets me flowers (I know, cliche, but I like flowers. And he never gets me roses. I can't handle that level of cliche. This year I got Peruvian lilies.) And I get him a bottle of scotch. Which I then get to share. :mrgreen:
 
My wife's practical. She said, I know you love me, go dig our cars out of the snow. So I did. :)
 
Happy Oregon Statehood Day!!! February 14, 1859.
 
My wife said happy Valentines day this morning but i told here I don't have a valentine and where can I find one. she told me to get a hooker.:wink: I could pretend I herd go get more camera stuff.:lmao: Hookers only last minutes camera stuff can last a life time.
 
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Happy Oregon Statehood Day!!! February 14, 1859.

Darn D-sizzle. You are going to make me google it on my own.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_date_of_statehood I love this kind of information. A few years ago wifey and I tried to memorize in order the U.S. Presidents. We do well for a while.

Now my age (spelled a.d.d.) really prevents me from using my RAM well.

Oh...and Derrel this will also make me look smart when it comes up on Jeopardy. I freakin love Jeopardy.
 
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Back atcha, Jaca! (See I rhymed. Sort of. I kinda sorta wrote you a poem there. Kinda.)

My bf and I never make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. He gets me flowers (I know, cliche, but I like flowers. And he never gets me roses. I can't handle that level of cliche. This year I got Peruvian lilies.) And I get him a bottle of scotch. Which I then get to share. :mrgreen:

I just googled Peruvian Lilies also. Impressed and surprised when flowers come in so many colors.
 
They last a really long time, too. If I manage to keep them away from the cats, of course ;)
 
Back atcha, Jaca! (See I rhymed. Sort of. I kinda sorta wrote you a poem there. Kinda.)

My bf and I never make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. He gets me flowers (I know, cliche, but I like flowers. And he never gets me roses. I can't handle that level of cliche. This year I got Peruvian lilies.) And I get him a bottle of scotch. Which I then get to share. :mrgreen:[
Scotch and and I don't get along. Must have abused it in a past life. But a good glass of Port Wine, ummmm.
 
We give each other smooches and make sure to find a special (to us) bottle of wine to share, usually over a home-cooked meal. V-Day is the last day of the year I want to go out to dinner!! Well, maybe Mother's Day. :puke:

It's a good evening to stay in. :love:
 
We give each other smooches and make sure to find a special (to us) bottle of wine to share, usually over a home-cooked meal. V-Day is the last day of the year I want to go out to dinner!! Well, maybe Mother's Day. :puke:

It's a good evening to stay in. :love:

Agreed. I would rather go to the dentist than to go out to dinner on Valentine's Day. As a former waitress/bartender, I also hated working that day. The money was better than usual, of course, because of sheer volume, but the diners were pains in the ass. We'd get a lot of very young couples who are trying to be grown up but don't tip well because they have no friggin' clue what they're doing. We'd also get a lot of couples who were clearly trying some last-ditch efforts to inject some 'romance' into a dying relationship, and they weren't really in good moods. And cranky people don't make good tippers. And still other couples were very high-maintenance because, y'know, it's VALENTINE'S DAY and dinner is supposed to be PERFECT AND SPECIAL and it will be RUINED if the service and food isn't EXACTLY HOW THEY WANT IT. Of course, something was always wrong and that, naturally, would be reflected in the tip. The only salvation were the drinkers. Much higher bills, plus happy drunks make awesome tippers.

For the record folks, never piss off the people who are handling your food.
 
My wife's birthday is Sunday too...
 

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