Hello, my name is Scott and I'm a photoholic.

[jstuedle]

Hey I can attempt to pretend...

An "attempt" to pretend. Wow, now that's dedication!

 

[monkeykoder]

 

[Big Bully]

An "attempt" to pretend. Wow, now that's dedication!

Hahaha.. You better believe it.

I know I am really really late, but HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! I partied until 6am!

 

[monkeykoder]

Come on I even posted on time and I was brewing until 9am this morning.

 

[Yemme]

Another year has past and I'm still alive...

 

[monkeykoder]

That is good to hear. I hope you're having a good day.

 

[Yemme]

Did you get find a woman yet?

 

[monkeykoder]

Still trying to figure out where they congregate so I can actually find some. So far I've checked my house and randomly walking around town no hits so far. Perhaps I should check the stormdrains or perhaps the sewer. I mean even Frys electronics is strikingly devoid of women. Seriously where does one go to look it seems pet stores are my best bet but they get weirded out if you come in for no reason and the weekly snake food run would usually be a turn-off for women. The only two I've met that it isn't a turn off for are surprisingly not single.

 

[Yemme]

Oh that's easy go to church. There are many whores lurking in the congregation. You will get lucky.

 

[monkeykoder]

I always feel uncomfortable in a church... Something about a burning sensation all the way through my body... Just kidding but with my luck I'd just meet another girl exactly like my ex that truly doesn't believe in sex before marriage.

 

[Yemme]

That's why you have to take it slow. Chat people up and find out who's who in the church. Find the old lady that knows everyone's business. I'll talk to you later.

 

[monkeykoder]

Fine I'll ask someone if they'll take me to church with them oy that place can be boring though.

 

[Yemme]

Your just going to the wrong church... Fine wine... women... food... what more could you ask for.

 

[monkeykoder]

Ewww catholics Just kidding.

 

[Yemme]

I know what you mean...