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[Garbz]

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in."

Can you tell me in what weird twisted Jerry Springer type relationship this advice would actually work!

 

[Antarctican]

(Pssst! It's a quote from the animated series Futurama....the blowhard Captain Zapp Brannigan says it to his assistant Kif. Brannigan imagines himself a ladies man.)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/zappquote.dhtml

I've always been a big fan of animation and Futurama is quite possibly the most consistently funny series ever*.
My sig often has quotes from it.

Now if you could just ask your question a little more sexfully...




*What else can you say of a series that has lines like:
"I have a very sexy learning disability. I call it sexlexia."

 

[Senor Hound]

One of my favorite Futurama scenes is when Kif and Zapp are homeless, and it shifts into a "Midnight Cowboy" montage with Harry Nillson playing in the background... so funny.

Another good line: "I find the sexiest part of a woman is the boobies..."

 

[[Woodsy]]

"Now, let's try that a little lower... and a lot softer"

 

[Senor Hound]

I brought this back up cause I saw a Futurama shirt today, of ZOIDBERG!!!

He's my favorite too! But he's not really shirt material for most!

 

[Garbz]

Yeah futurama lines are great but they don't compare the family guy:

Brian: "Stewie you're drunk"
Stewie: "And you're sexy! I don't know what you're talking about ... I .. I .. I've ... never felt better."
<stewie hurls all over Brian>
Stewie: "Now i've never felt better!"

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Not as good as:
Ooh! A lesson in not changing History from Mister 'I am my own Grandfather'.

 

[Senor Hound]

Fry and bender are in a prison cell:

Fry: "We gotta think of some way to get out of here... I know, let's try that steam vent in the corner..."

Bender using his robot strength pries the hatch off of it

Fry: "NO GOOD! It's full of steam!!!"