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Hey everyone! Chase & Voods are gone for the weekend!

manda said:
You spit out your drink at me?
Bah!
No kitchen service for you tonight.

Aaaaaiiiiiiii!!!

It wasn't intentional. I think my laptop took the brunt of it.
Really.
I ran out of gas.
I.. I had a flat tire.
I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from out of town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake.
A terrible flood.
Locusts!
IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!
 
manda said:
You spit out your drink at me?
Bah!
No kitchen service for you tonight.


why the F*** cant i get kitchen service!!!!!! :cry: :cry:



md
 
Cause you keep sooking all over the place.
Be a man and stop wailin like a school girl.
 
When?!
What did I do?! :no smile:
 
Stop it!!!!
Youre gonna get spanked soon.
And not by me.
 
manda said:
Stop it!!!!
Youre gonna get spanked soon.
And not by me.
She'll probably have her friend do it. That guy that can palm medicine balls. Used to work for Big Ed in the "collections" business.
 
ja!
You'll have to wait a while though cause hes in the slammer at present and will be out in about a week. He apparently has been quite taken with the southern boys in the big house.
 
well he is absolutly correct...us southern boys know how to show our "signifcant other" a "good time"

even if he is a fat, hitman with overly large hands...



md
 
sounds like you better hope his hands are the only thing that are overly large.
 

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