I found a little secret

[PlasticSpanner]

Clairvoyant too!

Is this a private party?

 

[Rob]

You two should get a room

(Uni & Hertz that is!)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You two should get a room

We thought we had - but you just had to walk in here without knocking and ruin it all.

 

[PlasticSpanner]

But you should have known when you first replied to this thread that we would be coming to break down the door & bust the party!

 

[Rob]

And take pictures of all the "action"

 

[Marctwo]

I can avoid the censor!

Using spaces is the pussy way.

 

[Rob]

Bet it hasn't got good British words like "todger" in it's dictionary anyway.

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Or American words like Butt!

 

[Andrea K]

Or American words like Butt!

:thumbup: good word


how do you do it **** damn....

 

[Rob]

Slicker than a well-oiled velvet codpiece!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Slicker than a well-oiled velvet codpiece!

Typical Southerner. Real men wax their velvet codpieces (though I understand the Scots use breadcrumbs).

 

[Unimaxium]

Butter works better.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Butter works better.

Not in hot weather - unless you like attracting flies (and are unworried by the sound and smell of frying).