I lost someone who I could have been close to

[ferny]

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week. Today I phoned her to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

 

[lostprophet]

late again Ferny old boy http://thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=88522

 

[ferny]

I even replied to it....




How about this from last night. I said to a friend, "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

 

[Lisa B]

Christ.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I used to have amnesia but I forgot about it.

 

[Tangerini]

Wait. Does that mean you both missed out on the same girl?? What a tease!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You know those Dutch girls. They'll do anything for a quick bang.

 

[Antarctican]

Plus, don't they have a reputation for putting their fingers in the..., well, never mind. I'm sure I'll live to regret it if I finish that sentence.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Plus, don't they have a reputation for putting their fingers in the...

Just the dykes.

 

[Fangman]

Was that the origin of "Going Dutch"

 

[lostprophet]

or if your lucky, double Dutch

 

[Fangman]

Possibly BI - sexual

 

[Hertz van Rental]

That's only if you have to pay for it.

 

[hawkeye]

I even replied to it....

 

[[JR]]

Possibly BI - sexual

Aaaand your point is?