I need some brainstorming help!

[Compaq]

I know there are a series of liquor loving people here, and I hope you might be able to help me. Everyone else that enjoy a good party, I rely on you as well!

Soo, the bar committee has this internal party in a few weeks. The theme is "without clothes". This does not mean nudity ( ), but rather that we are to don anything BUT clothes. That may be a sweater of CDs, pants of news papers and all that stuff.

My problem is....what the heck to wear?? It's pretty cold here, around 10 cold ones at the night.....that means -10 degrees Celsius. I think 0 degrees Celsius is 32 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can do the maths yourself

My plan B is to wear a quilt cover (was that correct? The thing we put on the stuff we use in bed...on the covers...what the heck do you call that??). It's quite boring, but if I can't come up with anything else, I'll don my tiger quilt cover.

Any ideas, folks? :hugs:

 

[CCericola]

wrap yourself in gaffer's tape!

 

[Compaq]

Now we're thinking!

I can't imagine tyst being comfortable, though...

 

[CCericola]

More comfortable than duct tape. Don't ask me how I know that.

 

[MLeeK]

TOGA!!!
Duvet is the word you are looking for.

 

[MLeeK]

Now we're thinking!

I can't imagine tyst being comfortable, though...

Body suit under it

 

[480sparky]

How many lens caps can you collect by then?

 

[Compaq]

Can't believe I forgot about this thread. Only 6 days to go.

I currently own three, sparky, so if I am rational here, I can could probably utilize all three to cover up the sausage. If we add the rear lens caps to the county, then I could also cover up some other major buzzkill areas.

Let's call that plan C

 

[GeorgieGirl]

Print some nice large sized glossies of 'your sausage' and your 'bum' and affix to a low slung belt on your hip like a loin-cloth...front and back.

Then post the party pictures here!!!

eacesign:

 

[thinkricky]

Go with a huge leaf. And show off the butt. Nice Adam and Eve pose. Maybe you'll find an Eve.

 

[dxqcanada]

Wear an emergency mylar blanket.

 

[Compaq]

You wish, GeorgieGirl!

And the Adam thing probably won't work, mainly because I'm not that guy Also, it's pretty cold here, and I will be walking for 30 minutes to get th the vors! And I don't have an emergency blanket. I do have some really really ugly curtains, though.

 

[480sparky]

.............. I do have some really really ugly curtains, though.

So you could go as Carol Burnett!!!