I need time off

[Battou]

A guy is hanging upside down from the rafters at a factory when a blonde coworker walks by.

“What are you doing?” she asks.

“I need a few weeks off,” explains the man. “I’m pretending to be nuts.”

Just then the boss walks by and sees the man dangling from the ceiling.

“What are you doing?” asks the boss.

“I’m a light bulb,” answers the guy.

“You’re going crazy. Take a vacation.”

The man jumps down to leave, and the blonde starts to follow him.

“Where do you think you’re going, young lady?” the boss asks.

“Home,” she replies. “I can’t work in the dark.”

 

[Overread17 5]

bah no pencils up his nose - clearly not mad

 

[BoblyBill]

Hahaha!!! genius... I'm going to try that...

 

[Alex_B]

hmm, tried this in my office for 3 hours today, but no one came in and asked what I was doing

So no week off for me now

 

[DigiJay]

I tried this too Unfortunately I'm the only one in my office.