I robbed a pole and it sucked.

LittleMan · Nov 20, 2005

danalec99 said:
'I messed around with Martha Stewart to be cool'

:shock: You're still not cool man... sorry. :shock:

woodsac · Nov 20, 2005

I got married to a prostitute to be sexy :eyebrows:

(musta been 1 ugly hooker to make me sexy)

Andrea K · Nov 20, 2005

I shot Michael Jackson for the money!

aww man...

clarinetJWD · Nov 20, 2005

I peed on a bottle of Hennesse to be sexy.

Mitica100 · Nov 21, 2005

I beat up my best friend to be cool. Cool!!!8)8)8)

LaFoto · Nov 21, 2005

Seems like all the December-borns "had drunken sex with" someone or something :shock:, and all those whose names start in "C" (Corry, Chase, Chris, Corinna... for that matter!) find that "it sucked".

Well. Since my birthday is on the 22nd of December, you may find out for yourselves what I am supposed to have had drunken sex with.............. :roll: - and I don't even own one.........

Hertz van Rental · Nov 21, 2005

I ate an apple, but my Mom told me to...

How come I get the unfunny one?
You did that on purpose, you rotten swine :hertz:

vixenta · Nov 21, 2005

I felt up my finger to eat cheese...

i'm still trying to figure out where my finger has been :shock:

Rob · Nov 21, 2005

I beat up an apple and then streaked. :hertz:

LaFoto · Nov 21, 2005

My husband WOULD get "I shot Martha Steward for the money" :mrgreen:

And both my children have "messed around with" someone or something, the one with "a bottle of Hennessy" and the other with "a statue", now the question remains, why?

Ah. For the first "it was boring". But the other, who "messed around with a statue" did so "to eat cheese" :scratch: ????

And sure, Graham, would Corry FIRST look up your birthday and THEN decide this could be fun for EVERYONE on board...........

........but you! :greenpbl:

born a fool · Nov 21, 2005

I messed around with some random girl and it was boring...

Luminosity · Nov 21, 2005

I shot a Teletubbie because I was drunk.

LittleMan · Nov 21, 2005

Luminosity said:
I shot a Teletubbie because I was drunk.

I would shoot one if I wasn't drunk... :mrgreen:

aprilraven · Nov 21, 2005

photo gal said:
I had babies with a gnome and it sucked!

now your just braggin'...!!!! :mrgreen:

i messed around with martha stewart and got sick.....

well no kidding... ya know where she's been???? sheeze...( hello, i'm a rocket scientist... whatevah :greenpbl: )