I will...

[manaheim]

...crush your monkey.

I just felt I should warn you all now.







crush crush













crush it!

 

[Jaszek]

can I at least keep it's arm?

 

[manaheim]

can I at least keep it's arm?

Certainly, but please keep in mind it will be kinda mushy.

I can provide him to you in a ball jar, if you like.

 

[Jaszek]

sure, that would be great thanks.

 

[chantal7]

How will you do this if I don't have one?!?!

 

[manaheim]

sure, that would be great thanks.

I am all about service.

How will you do this if I don't have one?!?!

First, I will issue you a monkey from my portable monkey vault and repository... and then I shall crush it.

As noted previously... I am all about service.

 

[Jaszek]

But make sure to leave the endless monkeys in the endless basement that run the internet. Without them we will not be able to talk about crushing monkeys.

 

[manaheim]

But make sure to leave the endless monkeys in the endless basement that run the internet. Without them we will not be able to talk about crushing monkeys.

pfft... monkeys are for crushing.

For running teh interwebz, we have the orangatans.

They also run the federal government.

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone!

 

[Jaszek]

since when are orangutans NOT monkeys? o_0. Did I miss something in Biology class?

 

[Flems]

I have two monkey's. Can I keep one?

 

[manaheim]

No keeping your monkeys. All monkeys will be crushed.

Jas, I'm pretty sure orangutans are not monkeys. I could look it up, but I'm too lazy. They are PRIMATES...not monkeys.

 

[Hawaii Five-O]

Monkeys have pretensiled tails or whatever its called, where orangutans don't

 

[Lisa B]

do they really stay crunchy in milk?

 

[PhotoXopher]

Tastes like chicken.

 

[Lisa B]

Even chicken doesn't taste like chicken, fool!