I'm bored :(

[lostprophet]

I'm bored so entertain me by dancing!

NOW!

 

[LaFoto]

:cheer:

 

[spiffybeth]

im kinda bored.
you should entertain me.

post a joke. and it had better be funny!

 

[LaFoto]

I can only try:

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside her navel. He then rushed off. At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found a magnifying glass and tried to read the words. The stamp read: " When your husband can read these words without his glasses, it is time to get yourself to the hospital. "

 

[BoblyBill]

This is the best I could do LP

 

[Ajay]

"I have 4 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my a$$ and car hit me."

 

[Ajay]

This is the best I could do LP

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSoVKUVOnfQ

I love that video! It kinda creeps me out though - how does someone move like that!?

 

[Alex_B]

not allowed to dance .. i am sick. doctor said i better stay in bed

 

[spiffybeth]

hi, alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug::

 

[spiffybeth]

"I have 4 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my a$$ and car hit me."

i couldnt tell you why, but this joke has me in stitches.

 

[Alex_B]

hi, alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hug::

ale: you are growing a beard???

 

[lostprophet]

I clearly asked for dancing and I'm not seeing much of it. You lot disappoint me
I'm off to another forum to see if they can dance better than you lot

 

[spiffybeth]

ale: you are growing a beard???

ive been thinking about. what do you think???

 

[Alex_B]

ive been thinking about. what do you think???

errmm.. not a good idea .. i was just amazed by your avatar

 

[Ajay]