Important Bulletin! It's Penguin Awareness Day!


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Jan 10, 2006
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I kid you not!!
January 20 is Penguin Awareness Day this year. I am available all day and well into the night to receive your gifts and cards.


What passes for penguin humour, at least in Britain:

Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they're always in the pole position.

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?
A: To go with the floe
I am aware of penguins, I don't see why there needs to be a day about it.

I'm also aware that they are evil.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A penguin who got a good beating. They probably deserved it as well.
We are also aware that they disguise themselves as waiters to infiltrate our institutions as part of their plan for world domination.
wasn't it also penguins in Batman?
I didn't realize they were so "bendy". :wink:

After my last rant about penguins I made a site dedicating my hatred toward them. Everyone has to have a hobby... But my host is dead.
You'd never see an Otter doing this sort of thing

That's an otter in a tuxedo.

Which reminds me, I've got to wear a penguin suit for my sisters wedding. And they want me to live in their house for the two weeks they're away on honey moon. Party at mine! ;)
Hmmm, remind me LP, when is Otter Awareness Day?? (Oh, riiiiiight, there isn't one :greenpbl: )
and thats because people are aware of Otters all year round
Pfffft! They otter be, but I'm not sure they actually are. :greenpbl:

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