Important Bulletin! It's Penguin Awareness Day!

Antarctican · Jan 20, 2008

I kid you not!!

January 20 is Penguin Awareness Day this year. I am available all day and well into the night to receive your gifts and cards.

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Antarctican · Jan 20, 2008

What passes for penguin humour, at least in Britain:

Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they're always in the pole position.

Q: Why did the penguin cross the road ?
A: To go with the floe

ferny · Jan 20, 2008

I am aware of penguins, I don't see why there needs to be a day about it.

I'm also aware that they are evil.

ferny · Jan 20, 2008

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A penguin who got a good beating. They probably deserved it as well.

Antarctican · Jan 20, 2008

ferny said:
I am aware of penguins, ...
I'm also aware that they are evil.

True, a very few are untrustworthy:

Hertz van Rental · Jan 20, 2008

We are also aware that they disguise themselves as waiters to infiltrate our institutions as part of their plan for world domination.

Alex_B · Jan 20, 2008

wasn't it also penguins in Batman?

kundalini · Jan 20, 2008

I didn't realize they were so "bendy". :wink:

Antarctican · Jan 20, 2008

Penguin 'games' (sick minds thought these up!)

Penguin Arcade

Penguin Baseball (click the mousebutton to launch him and bat him)

Bloody Penguin (bloodier version of Penguin Baseball)

Penguin Push

ferny · Jan 20, 2008

After my last rant about penguins I made a site dedicating my hatred toward them. Everyone has to have a hobby... But my host is dead.

lostprophet · Jan 20, 2008

You'd never see an Otter doing this sort of thing

ferny · Jan 20, 2008

That's an otter in a tuxedo.

Which reminds me, I've got to wear a penguin suit for my sisters wedding. And they want me to live in their house for the two weeks they're away on honey moon. Party at mine!