It finally came.. my first CL rant

[CA_]

Not so much a rant, more of an LOL, really???

Email from this lady, we'll just call her stupid, for the sake of accuracy.

stupid: Thanks Chris - what is your charge for a topless pin-up shot, thanks, Olga
(attached is a hideous nude picture of a 50 year old eastern european woman with boobs that look like two pancakes nailed to a wall)

me: Hello Olga, Did you want me to edit this specific photo? Typically a pin-up edit takes me 3-4 hours, and my rate is $25/hr. So the total will be between $75-$99. Let me know if you have any other questions!

stupid: 3-4 hours to take the picture or 3-4 hours to edit - my husband edits
a picture in about 5 minutes - sounds like you need a different
program or some practice

me: Then let your husband edit it and see what happens. Thanks!

It finally happened, I'm complaining about CL. But this is what I get for advertising on CL :/

 

[480sparky40 39]

Does your rate include cleaning vomit out of your keyboard?

 

[Mully]

They are out there...te cheap go to CL..... When I need cheap my first thought is ...look on CR . Funny to think about that conversation... Stay away unless you need cheap

 

[Redeyejedi]

i would say be careful with the CL(crazies and loons).
watch out for the photo-session/baby-sitting/courier svc/bike for sale by owner in iraq/afghan/paki..etc.....
it goes like this:
they want services or to sell item(at too good to be true price). indicate they are not nearby and wish to either pay ahead for services, or to pay you have item shipped to you. in case A, they paypal you money which doesn't exist, ask to be refunded a portion and hope you send them $$ before the money they sent never clears. or B, send you $$ to have item shipped to you only to be asked to refund a portion of $, again hoping you send unknowing of the scam.

they are getting more and more clever...fewer and fewer Royal inheritances of $13.6B to be immediately transferred to your account..now they just want the shipping coverage for the free ipad you just won. (why you would want an ipad even is beyond me...just sayin :lmao

i am gonna advertise saying, "Free Portfolios" just pay $39.95 shipping and handling, and if not satisfied, a full refund of the purchase price guaranteed! But wait..........If ordered in the next 30days, I double the offer, just pay separate S&H.
here's how to order