Let's revive the five word story

[Chris of Arabia]

functional battlestar gallactica in her

 

[abraxas]

left hand, and then carefully

 

[Chris of Arabia]

launched the ship towards certain

 

[abraxas]

doom, for there was a

 

[Chris of Arabia]

mouse on the Battleships' flightpath.

 

[abraxas]

"Have some cheese Rat!", she

 

[Chris of Arabia]

stuttered. "Cheese rat?" Ughhh! Sliced...

 

[abraxas]

and diced into rat shapes.

 

[wesd]

got fried and ate em

 

[Antarctican]

with a nice chianti and

 

[abraxas]

lots of ketchup and something

 

[Chris of Arabia]

that wriggled on the plate.

 

[blackdoglab]

"This new French cuisine is

 

[abraxas]

eaten with cat's whiskers and

 

[BoblyBill]

Cranberry jam, but was not