Let's revive the five word story

[Chris of Arabia]

down as often as often

 

[BoblyBill]

as John wanted. John had

 

[Chris of Arabia]

a very small appetite for

 

[BoblyBill]

penguines ....errr I mean cow

 

[Chris of Arabia]

pats. One lump or two

 

[blackdoglab]

susan asked in heated whisper

 

[lostprophet]

"otters, I need more Otters"

 

[Chris of Arabia]

...for the otter stew with

 

[abraxas]

black stuff, guts and innards.

 

[Antarctican]

Oooo, English 'cuisine' is so

 

[abraxas]

knarly, course and something like...

 

[Icon72]

old oatmeal pies with those

 

[Chris of Arabia]

gristly bits sprinkled over it.

 

[Antarctican]

High fibre never tasted so

 

[Chris of Arabia]

unlike haute cuisine in the