Let's revive the five word story

[Chris of Arabia]

(I'll have you know I never once mentioned anywhere north of Buffalo)

was a standard decoy tactic

 

[Antarctican]

for media types with no

 

[Chris of Arabia]

window into the real world.

 

[Antarctican]

With their hidden agendas and

 

[BoblyBill]

propaganda, many people never realized

 

[Chris of Arabia]

that seals enjoy a night

 

[abraxas]

of debauchery at Club Caligula

 

[BoblyBill]

"Party till the cows come

 

[abraxas]

and ruin it for everyone"

 

[BoblyBill]

, said the head seal before

 

[abraxas]

he began playing the banjo.

 

[Antarctican]

Lured by the sound, a

 

[Chris of Arabia]

seal club re-mix from the

 

[abraxas]

Clubbed Seals', "Frozen Chew" album

 

[Chris of Arabia]

span as the DJ rapped