Let's revive the five word story

[Hertz van Rental]

the brothel where she worked

 

[BoblyBill]

and gave Boblybill a kiss

 

[Hertz van Rental]

on the end of his

 

[Chris of Arabia]

wildly twitching but incredibly sensitive

 

[BoblyBill]

nose. CoA was very jealous

 

[Chris of Arabia]

(not) of being kissed by

 

[BoblyBill]

Penelope Pitstop. What he really

 

[Hertz van Rental]

wanted was a good, hard

 

[Antarctican]

sudoku to solve. Reaching for

 

[Hertz van Rental]

the lubricant and the melon

 

[Antarctican]

baller, he settled in for

 

[BoblyBill]

some intense soduko solving. Blah

 

[Antarctican]

Nimble fingers made short work

 

[BoblyBill]

of the steak that he

 

[abraxas]

got the food poisoning from.