Let's revive the five word story

[abraxas]

and today was no exception.

 

[BoblyBill]

With great effort and stamina,

 

[abraxas]

trying his very hardest, ever,

 

[Hertz van Rental]

but not caring if he

 

[Antarctican]

remained the underdog or was

 

[abraxas]

just another jerk in a

 

[Hertz van Rental]

men's washroom, he grabbed hold

 

[Antarctican]

of the closest member of

 

[Hertz van Rental]

the faculty, who was proud

 

[Antarctican]

to be a fine, upstanding

 

[BoblyBill]

cop. This was not what

 

[Chris of Arabia]

the police force had advertised

 

[abraxas]

scrawled across the restroom wall.

 

[Antarctican]

"Wanted: a few good men"

 

[abraxas]

"for an army of one"