Let's revive the five word story

[Antarctican]

(both of which were rubbery)

 

[abraxas]

maple syrup and then stirred

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Stirring was Susan's favourite occupation

 

[Hertz van Rental]

she liked stirring at men's

 

[Chris of Arabia]

clothing stores where she would

 

[abraxas]

dress men with her eyes.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

But it left unsightly marks

 

[Antarctican]

on the glass where she

 

[abraxas]

pressed the men to skootch

 

[Chris of Arabia]

the dutchie on the left-hand

 

[Hertz van Rental]

whilst she copped a feel

 

[Antarctican]

flippantly. Then, fraught with worry,

 

[Chris of Arabia]

stuck two fingers down her

 

[BoblyBill]

purse and found her pepperspray

 

[Antarctican]

which made men's eyes water