Let's revive the five word story

[BoblyBill]

"Juleitsesit ahea clolme", said the

 

[Hertz van Rental]

dyslexic Jesuit priest in benediction

 

[abraxas]

Wurlitzer would donate an organ!

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Kidneys were a popular choice

 

[Antarctican]

but not as popular as

 

[abraxas]

adnoids. Adnoids for androids were

 

[Antarctican]

standard operating equipment. They also

 

[Hertz van Rental]

got bored with stories eventually

 

[abraxas]

unless they had the implant.

 

[Mitica100]

However, upon discovering the chance

 

[BoblyBill]

to recover a lost ark,

 

[abraxas]

the beautiful Susan Sarandon wrapped

 

[BoblyBill]

the beautiful bowling trophy in

 

[Hertz van Rental]

wet celery and defective contraceptives

 

[abraxas]

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